Quitting My Day Job

You know the old joke, “Don’t quit your day job?” Well, I juat did, quit my day job. I am excited and a little scared at the same time. 

I’ve been leading up to this moment for a long time. First, I wrote in little spurts when I didn’t have to grade papers, etc. when I was teaching English. Then I retired from that and got a 9 to 5 job, which was great because I had all my evenings and weekends to myself. I got a lot more writing done, and managed to complete three manuscripts. But I only wrote a few days a week, not entirely satisfying. I found myself loving my job, but thinking, “Darn, I have to go to work all day today.” My muse kept tugging on my sleeve until I couldn’t ignore her anymore.

I looked at all our sources of income, our expenses, all the variables I could think of and discovered that our pensions and my husband’s income could pay our bills. We had a heart-to-heart about it, and my gracious husband said, “You’ve supported all my wild ideas. If you want to quit your job, go for it.” Shortly after that I set a date, and now here we are. My last day at work was April 30, 2012.

I am so excited about this opportunity to write full-time. I already have a dream schedule for how to spend my days, ideas of what I’ll do now that I have the extra time to really focus on my writing. And it will feel so good to say “I am a writer,” instead of “I am a writer but my day job is.....” or “I write on the side and ....”

The scary parts--What if I’m not ready to publish yet? What if the furnace and the refrigerator die at the same time, or something worse happens?  Scary. Extra incentive to make money from my writing? Yes, that too. 

If the absolute worst happens, I guess I go back to work. But in the meantime I am a full-time writer. No dabbler in a hobby, no writer-hyphen-something else, but a real listen-to-the-muse-write-all-day, follow-your-dreams kind of writer. Woohoo!  

---Lynn Lovegreen

originally posted at www.lynnlovegreen.com

Social Science Fiction

This week I read I-Robot by Asimov, followed by Six Moon Dance by Sheri S. Tepper. What a relief it is for me to spend time with these writers. I want to say to these writers "Yes! Yes! You are right." I love my chosen genre, social science fiction. I love how it wraps intriguing stories around discussions regarding society and human nature. I feel a kinship to Asimov and to Tepper.

I've spent the last six years of my life working a job where I must follow and enforce the rules of society, yet I'm the sort of person who thinks about these rules, the reasons for them, and the effect they have on individuals. I've often felt alone in my perspective and inadequate in my work. So then I read Asimov and Tepper and I find that someone else thinks and cares about the same things.

I-Robot isn't really a novel but a series of charming vignettes exploring a theme, the three laws of robotics. Asimov postulated a robotic brain which couldn't violate these laws.

1.      A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

2.   A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3.      A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.

By the end of the book, the exploration moves on to society and ethics, and the book gets interesting on a deeper level. The robotic brain with its built in ethics becomes the government taking control of the economy and manipulating it for the greatest good. Along the way Asimov shows characters discussing the history of human conflict.  One thing I love about science fiction is that the stories let the characters talk about such philosophy without much comment by the author.

Then I moved on to Sheri S. Tepper's writing. Oh boy! She goes into similar discussions but in much greater depth than Asimov in I-Robot. Asimov's writing may be a classic, but Tepper's writing has much more depth, often on similar issues.  Asimov wrote of "decency," doing no harm to a person. Tepper wrote of "civility," freedom of expression as long as that expression doesn't impinge on anyone else's freedom. I find it interesting that they both used a form of artificial intelligence in government to achieve their ideals.

Six Moon Dance is a great story too with mystery, romance, adventure, and philosophy all rolled into one. Oh yes it's a romance. The hero is a biota with multiple parts and no gender. The heroine is a construct made of artificial intelligence and three human brains. The individuality and gender of characters keeps getting swapped around, so the biota could be seen as the heroine.

I love this stuff. It's just so weird.

 --- Eve Marlinspike 

Falling in Love with Fictional Men

Come on, admit it.  We all do this to some extent.  Whose heart hasn’t beaten faster when Daniel Craig comes on the screen, get a little obsessed with everything he’s been in, or have a life-size cut out of him in your bedroom?  Okay, that last one might be only me.  But it’s not like I went out and bought him (though I totally would have).  I won Daniel Craig at a writer’s conference.  Talk about inspiration.

Anyway, Daniel Craig isn’t what this post is about, though I think that would be a great idea. 

What do you do when you fall in love with your hero? 

In my recent book, MOOSED UP, I have one hot Alaska Wildlife Refuge Office, Lynx Maiski.  He’s a different hero for me.  Alpha male when he needs to be, but perfectly fine with the woman in his life calling the shots.  He’s sweet and caring and wants to please.  Growing up with three sisters, he is well-rounded, yet bad ass and tough as Alaska requires a man in his position to be.  I love him!  I love him so much that writing on my next book feels like I’m cheating.  I want to go back and play with Lynx.  But his story is finished.  Hell, it’s out. 

So, how does a writer move on and embrace writing a new man?

One lucky commenter will receive a digital copy of MOOSED UP so you can have a chance to fall in love with Lynx too.

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Stay out of the woods...the moose are loose and the men are hungry.
Nurse Practitioner Eva Stuart’s life is messed-up. She found her fiancé in bed with her best friend Jeremy, which has killed her confidence as a desirable woman and brought her judgment into question when it comes to men. Needing a change of scenery, she leaves Cincinnati behind for the wilds of Alaska and opts for running a medical clinic in a remote town. Her life quickly changes from messed-up to moosed-up as nature takes a stab at her.

Wildlife Refuge Officer Lynx Maiski is big... and hot... and hungry for a mate. He’s more than willing to show Eva just how sexy she is. After all, sometimes what a street-smart woman really needs is a forest-smart mountain man. But he’s keeping a secret that seems destined to ruin his chances at love.

Soon they are dealing with small town interference, a sun that refuses to set, deadly poachers, out of control lust, and a matchmaking moose on the loose.

To learn more about Tiffinie Helmer and her books, please visit her website:

https://www.tiffiniehelmer.com.

Progress vs. Familiarity

  So, I was standing in line at the post office, wondering what I'd write this blog about. I get my mail at a little neighborhood sub-station so the clerks know you by name. You find out who went on vacation and whose dog is missing. The window closes for lunch from one until two, tedious, but that's just the way it happens. At two o'clock the line has formed three people deep and we chat. Strangers talking about how fast the snow is melting, how warm it is. After the winter we've had, fifty degrees in flip-flops and tee shirts...but I digress.

 

Times change, the things we take for granted change. I wonder how long I'll have my little post office. I use

email and internet I have bill pay and online banking. I don't use the post office for much except birthday and sympathy cards. There are parts of my business that are still handled with stamps and envelopes, but I’m part of the 'problem' if you want to call it that. All too quickly the post office will be phased out of our lives, but what then? There is a huge hole there called the unknown.

How does that relate to writing? The huge hole in our writing world is called ebooks and how they will impact that world as we have known it. If an agent or editor doesn't  'do' email they are dismissed as old-school and hardly worth pursuing. The opinions fly fast and furious as to the demise of publishing and distribution of paper books. I recently heard someone call a paper book a 'tree killer'. Hummm, I love my keeper books but I'm learning to love my iPad as well.

I like browsing in a book store and I like my post office. I'm not looking forward to the changes I see coming. On the other hand, I like shopping online in my jammies and I look forward to driving those seven miles to the post office, because I love opening mail. The emotional ties of funny birthday cards and hand written notes telling of the sad inevitability of friends who've passed don’t translate well electronically. I like the feel of a book and the loopy hand writing in purple sparkly ink.

Times change. I don't know how it will all play out so as usual I take notes.  I paid close attention at the post office. Lady number one had a package to pick up from Amazon.

Man number two had two large boxes to mail. The clerk asked the usual questions, "Anything liquid, fragile or perishable?"

"No, it's carrots."

The clerk looked up from the scale,  "Carrots?"

"Yes, and some beets."

The clerk measured the box with a tape measure. "Three feet by two feet, that's a lot of carrots,"

"Yeah, my wife’s sister is doing some kinda juice thing."

The clerk looked at the address again, "Oh, Nome." 

In Alaska, mailing forty pounds of carrots to Nome, or cement blocks to McCarthy is a common occurrence. Not so much in Dubuque.

I'm going to enjoy my post office until it's gone and I’m going to enjoy my paper books. 

Change. The post office has been around since the constitution was written and now it has to change. I wonder where ebooks will be in twenty years?

---DeNise Woods

WHERE DO  YOU FIND ADVENTURE?

I’m one of the lucky ones. In my life I’ve been some pretty spectacular places. I’ve lived in Germany twice. I spent a year in Canada. Perhaps most spectacularly of all, I lived for three years in Alaska. It was not hard to find adventures in any of these places. I mean, when you live in Anchorage you’re within sight, on a clear day, of the great Denali.

I’ve seen 900 year-old cathedrals, I’ve seen EuroDisney. I pet a kangaroo in Australia and took horseback riding lessons in Germany. And, I’ve been truly grateful for every new experience. So, you might think it would take a lot to impress me.  You’d be so wrong.

Believe it or not, when we lived overseas we had colleagues who hated being away from their familiar worlds. I was marveling over the size of German washing machines (think trash compacter) and they were literally whining that their Big Macs didn’t taste the same as in the U.S. (They so did.) I couldn’t help but think they’d be unhappy in a pile of gold because their eyes hurt from the glare.

I live by one simple rule: adventure is all around me. I remember a weekend business trip several years ago, when my job as managing editor for a farm magazine took me to a John Deere press conference in that globally iconic city, Sioux Falls, South Dakota.  It sounded so un-exotic that my hubby decided to accompany me. He sat through the John Deere thing patiently and afterward whisked me off for a getaway.  If you’re all going “oh, wow, that sounds sooooo cool. Not,” you’d be wrong again. Who knew Sioux Falls had so many interesting nooks and crannies? Who knew the namesake falls were so amazingly . . . exotic? We had a ball.

And I’ve seen Sioux Falls. That’s pretty cool!

I was equally enamored of Madison, MN, (the lutefisk capital of the world and hometown of Eloisa James), and Ames, IA (a great park for running), tiny Father Hennepin State Park (one mile to a hidden lake), or Big Lake, AK (where you might not want to have a discussion about guns in their tiny café—HI DeNISE! – talk about an adventure!). 

My point is that whether you’re in Denali National Park & Preserve, AK or Granite Falls, MN there’s an adventure if you look for it.  As I’m writing this, DH and I are returning from a 360-mile round trip to a nursery in Wisconsin just to buy some apple trees, blueberry bushes, and raspberry plants. We’re driving in the rain but we found a little jewel of a place that we’ll always remember. On a potentially boring trip we had a ball, because we’re always up for an adventure.

How about you? Where do you find adventure? Do you long for the Eifel Tower or can you explore your own neighborhood and find fun? Or both?  Do yourself a favor today and find something adventurous in your own backyard.  There’s a great saying I remember that goes something like: “You can learn more by climbing one mountain a hundred times than by climbing a hundred mountains once.”  Go forth and explore!

---Lizbeth Selvig

Halfway Down a Drowning

George Guthridge

I remember the last moment after I drowned.

It happened last night.  The nearest water from our home here in Nontaburi, Thailand, other than a faucet, is the waterpark atop the mall, ten blocks away, and after that the river, three miles away.

It happened when I clicked on http://www.allromanceebooks.com/.

I drowned in the verbiage. 

The numbers swallowed me.

2811 vampire/werewolf fictions.  Dracula probably needs no more blood, having been immortalized by so many words, unless the weight of adjectives bears down his wings.  6724 paranormal/horror.  That’s one hundred times more books than people who’ve had a real paranormal experience and lived to tell about it.  578 time travel.  Whew!  The odds are getting better.  1508 shapeshifter.  6621 sci fi/fantasy.    124 pirate novels.  (Don’t let that number out; people are bound to change ships from starfleets to ones in the Indian Ocean.) 

1916 westerns.  That’s more romantic westerns than unmarried adult males in some western states.  Just who are those women sleeping with?

9849 erotica.  I checked with sexology.com.  9849 happens to be exactly the number of orgasms in the last ten years in the entire state of Alaska.  An odd coincidence.  So I clicked on that link.  The first entry that popped up was Gangbang Volume I, an interesting redundancy.  I asked my wife if I could buy it.  The price was right: $0.00.  She said no.  “Why,” I asked smugly, “afraid I’ll want to write one and go do some research?” “No,” she said, “I’m afraid you couldn’t handle it when you’d have to watch me.”  She’s a quick wit, that one.

15,923 erotic romance.  Do the math.  That’s 6074 more erotic romances than erotica.  Which means that 6074 people got romance and only thought they were getting laid.

7316 gay entries (excuse the pun), but only 745 lesbian ones.  Assuming there are about an equal number of gays as lesbians out there (I have no way of verifying that, and if my making this blanket statement offends you, then send me a message in a bottle, via the ocean), then that means that either most lesbians don’t like to read or else they’re having too much great sex to bother writing about it.  I asked my wife if I could write about lesbians.  She said, “In your dreams.”  Now how is it she knows so much about my dreams?

From my friend Pete, a year after he married his boyfriend: “George, you know the difference between straight people and gay people? Straight people have great sex, then get married and stop having sex.  Gay people have great sex, then get married and stop having sex.”  That has nothing to do with this blog, I just thought I’d throw it out there.

The above figures are just some of the for-sales on just one website.  (One that I rather like, incidentally.)

So what’s my point?

Theodore Sturgeon, one of the greatest short story writers ever to grace the pages of American magazines, was once asked why so much science fiction is crap.  Without missing a beat he said, “Ninety percent of all fiction is crap.” I suspect that, given the Web, the number has gone up nine percentage points if not 9.9.

So how do we keep from drowning in the miasma of writing, much if not most of it amateurish, that is being foisted upon the Web? Frankly, I’m not sure.  I probably know six levels of relevancy less than anyone else about epublishing. But I suspect the way to rise to the surface is the same way you rose to the surface out of the slush pile in the old days: you write really well.  Or else you murder a dozen people, put their body parts in the refrigerator, and then they make a movie of your life; but my wife nixed that too.

The way I kept from drowning in slush (notice how cleverly I’ve circled around to my original metaphor), back in the days before personal computers much less epublishing, was to try to find a subject that is potentially highly interesting to my intended audience and then to research and research and research until I come across something that is what I call a “great aha!” (notice I just cleverly worked in the erotica).  (A truly middle-age guy is one who takes Viagra to get an erection over the centerfold of Better Homes and Gardens.)  Then I research to see if anyone else is doing stories about what I’ve uncovered and, if not, I start swimming. In other words, I work very very hard at not doing what everyone else is.

That way, when they maneuver the boats among the bodies lying face-down in the water, mine will be the one with the paisley lifejacket with Bechuanaland and Bhutan flags sticking up.

 --- George Guthridge

I am a Pet Servant

Hi!

It’s my turn to BLOG – and since I’m now a full-time writer, my world revolves around putting words on screen/paper, changing those words, reading those words, putting more words out there, dreaming about words, wondering about those words…in other words: my life is all about words.

I have the perfect life – I know.

But, this perfect life includes something I didn't count on. I have three pets. I don't own them. They are in charge. Fully. And they know it. They're all male. Perhaps that’s why they all seem to believe my purpose in this house is to feed, shelter, serve, protect, and let’s face it, entertain them.


I’ll start with the cat. He thinks he’s in charge. And I’ll just state the obvious - he is. He’s very pretty. Very obstinate. Very stubborn. Very curious. He’s called a tuxedo cat – for his black and white markings. Oh! And lest I forget – he’s incredibly smart. He just cost us a pretty penny to save him because he didn’t want to go to the vet anyway. Apparently, he’s not only overweight, but he has asthma. One crisis later, and I’m now tasked to get a little steroid pill into him twice a day. Trust me – just giving them via his mouth doesn’t work anymore (it did, at first). Last time I tried that approach, I got it in eight times, and he spit it out all eight times. This is definitely taking time from my writing. I then tried the stubborn method. I powdered the pill, mixed it in with his food – I figured he’s fat, he will eat it sooner or later – right? What happened? He tipped the meal out, and put his bowl atop the mess, face-down. Jerk. I have now resorting to trickery. I am his drug pusher. He loves catnip. I crush that little pill, mix it with catnip, and voila! I got one very mellow and dosed cat. Exactly twice. Today he turned his nose up at his catnip and went back into his cat carrier box. He just got that carrier box for the vet trip. He hated it…until I left it in his room with the door open. Now, he lives in there and watches me with golden green eyes while he awaits my next move.


Then there are the dogs. I have a big Labrador named Coal. He started off black, but we call him gray-beard now because he’s…well, graying quite nicely. He’s a good time kind of guy, who gets a half mile walk every day. In the morning. At six am. In all kinds of weather. Even with a mama moose and her calf officially blocking the road and snorting at him – he still gets his walk. He’s oblivious to them. I had to walk him back to the truck because I then have to drive past moose in order to re-start our walk – Coal was annoyed and barking at me for curtailing his excursion. Not the big tree things in the road. Oh, no. It’s my fault. It’s obvious. The dog is in charge, too. He does not take no for an answer, and he’s got me trained. And now that I’m a full-time writer again, he is getting TWO walks a day. At least, the second walk is in nice, sunny weather, and I take Bosco, because he’s getting plump, too.


Bosco is our Boston Terrier. Adorable guy. He is definitely in charge, too. He tells Coal all the time. No matter how many dog toys I bring into the house, Bosco owns them all. That last one was a big fat head thing that squeaks. (I love to grab that one because I can get his goat just by squeezing it and he comes from wherever he is to challenge me for possession) There’s even a large rubber bone thing that weighs a quarter of what Bosco does. Doesn’t matter. Whatever the toy – it’s under my dining room table, which is his “stash”. That’s how I get his goat. I start a raid, and he can’t possibly get them all in his mouth at one time. It’s his fault, though. He starts it. If he sees me, he’ll grab whatever toy is handy and run circles around me with it, just daring me to try and take it.

Now, I realize I’m supposed to provide the food, shelter, health care, and the life style these pets seem to deserve, but I didn’t realize I was entertainment, too. But, I have to admit all it takes is one crisis at the vets to make me realize exactly why I have them and what they mean to me.

I love them all. Yes. Even the cat….who is onto me.


Jackie